Uses
for a Plastic Bucket During a Canoe Trip
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bears, there is no program for darting and relocating red squirrels that
have overcome their fear of humans. Please don't feed the animals.
Ask the old hard core trippers and they'll tell you that those ugly, white buckets just aren't practical. Then they'll go on to tell you what you really need is an ash pack basket to carry your food. They are easy to carry, have a flat lid so you can stack more junk on top during a portage and they look right at home in the canoe or at camp. As an extra, they'll say, you should get the waterproof liner for it too. Well let me tell you something. If you happen to run across some squaw sitting around the campfire, hammering on a chunk of Black Ash, which of course is now almost as rare as a squaw, then you might have a chance at a pack basket. You see, to properly construct the ash basket, black ash is pounded to separate the annular rings, then split into strips and woven while green. This produces an extremely strong and reasonably lightweight basket. The guys that'll take your money, however, haven't got the time or inclination for that and will sell you a basket made from sawn white ash. Knock one over and sit down hard during a brawl over the last pork chop, and it'll break. I say reject high priced, poor performance gear and look to the landscape for readily available raw materials to make cheap, durable gear. It seems that 5 gallon buckets are the natural raw material of this age.
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Inexpensive
Dry Bag? Donut
Shop Buckets These buckets
are light weight and when empty can be nested inside each other while
paddling. Around camp they have numerous uses such as seats, wash pails,
water transport, settling silt out of water before filtering, raising
bread dough, keeping food away from small animals, and of course water
fights. On the river, the top of a good bucket with an O-ring seal will keep the insides dry. It will stay tight even if there is a fair amount of abuse. There is always the chance that something could pop off the top so it is advisable to pack food inside a plastic bag inside the bucket. There are
several sources of these buckets. As in many cases in life, the best things
are free (or used to be.) Many people use "mud" buckets left
over from plastering. This are sturdy buckets but are not made of food
grade plastic so you should hesitate to use them for contact with food
or for handling your drinking water. I think the best source of these buckets are the Donut Shops. Unfortunately as our collective taste for donuts has waned in favor of bagels and other "less fattening" treats, the supply of buckets has also waned. I've become an expert on the buckets thrown out by a nearby donut shop. I used to be able to get little berry picking buckets that the strawberry icing came in. I used to be able to get the" Stan's Lunch Bucket" sized bucket that had the chocolate icing. I used to be able to get the tall "mud bucket" sized buckets that had the vanilla and chocolate "crème" filling. I can still get the big, but not tall, bucket that had the "honey dipped" glazing. Most of these icings and filling are not being served by all Donut shops so the buckets are no longer available. Check out the next donut shop you are in and note the icings and fillings. If you see some of these exotic flavors, run around back or ask if you can have the empty buckets. Careful. In the summer the yellow jackets hang out in them. Why bother with all this? Well, the buckets that the donut shops use are heavy duty, food quality, and much more reliable that buckets from any other source. They have numerous household uses such as mop buckets, potting soil, trash buckets, etc. Unfortunately some of the donut shops have figured this out and want to charge for the used buckets. OK, that's fair. You'll find they are much better quality that buckets you can buy elsewhere. Happy munching. - Tom Todd 2/00 |